
It's my last exam of Uni today. It's on gender and violence. 2 hours of explaining why people commit violent crime and the impact gender has on it.
Then I'm done.
3 years of *hard* work over with.
If anyone wants to join me, I'll be in the Speak Easy from about 3:30 this afternoon!
Haha thats brilliant, I actually laughed out loud at that.
ZOMG, I knew you reminded me of someone!!!

Well I wasn't expecting my hair to do this when I swept it back...


...hello exams.
Aaah Shit.
Rickroll!
Chemistists
Here is the image of your soon to be King...

I've lost my phone/computer cable! Therefore I cannot post a picture of your new overlord... pity...
Duck is beefy Chicken



Can whoever it is that keeps giving me colds please stay away from me as I'm trying to finish a degree instead of sleeping all day.
Thank you.
Glove
Argh dammit why I have fallen ill with yet another cough its not fair.
ben iz teh well leet
[geek]Dan you sound like a Ferengi[/geek]
PROFIT!
????
Don't Eat Hairy Cheese!
Dear me, can we show some manners please gentlemen!
:P
Sorry my bad *wipes screen*
...eww
Megadeth *spaff* Dear god *spaff* YES! *spaff*
you will when u see it!
oh....and MEGADETH ARE PLAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Screw you!
Well can I just mention that i'v got my new guitar efore you then and your jelous?
mmm Jackson Rhoads RR3!!
Yes Leon I think everyone knows now, you have announced it at every given opportunity :p
Just incase anyone has missed the ranting by me. My Flat mate wikipedia'd " Leon T. Allen " and didn't find anything. then he wiki'd Leon.
The resaults were as, Leon comes from the name Leonidas, the greek king. Leon itself translates in many in many Germanic languages to the word "THUNDER!!!!"
Does that mean my names actually Thunder T. Allen?



You're all sacked!
Because he's a cat killing fucktard!
Lol cat nooooooooooooooooooo, Manga how could you!?

The cake is not a lie, I just haven't got around to making it real yet.
Hmmm.
I have new piercings and I dropped a bottle of rum.

Me's getting waken ticket this week :)
I went skydiving a couple of years ago actually, it was great fun. I really wanna do it again now you mention it.
Oh yeah, Throuch rules!!!
I need a day off, anyone fancy going skydiving. You know, something a little less stressful??
Throuch ftw!!
although rats are pigs that have evolved the ability to metamorphasize!? :P
Pidgeons are nothing more than rats that evolved the ability to fly.
It might be the start of my final year but at lest I'll have some bloody money!!
A Pigeon! In the Speasy! WTF!?
I never realied how similar pigeons are to flies until today...
What d'ya mean I cant get to work on time. Got nothing else better to do!
This week im gona be learning Peace sells by Megadeth on my guitar and the probably doin a jazz version too ;P
I had a dream the other day I was born 8 n a half months premature.
It really creeped me out all day!
...
I dream that Skips and Quavers can one day be amalgamated into huge, curly, prawn cocktail-flavoured snacks which gently fizz upon the tongue. They would truely be the most glorious snack in history.
They would be called Squavers!
Or maybe Quips.
Either way, it's all good.
Failing this, a cup of tea and some biscuits would be fine.
NO WAY!! Skid Row rock it!
n hey, how'd u put ur later post before mine! :S thats not fair! MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!
Yeah?
Well I only have tickets to dimmu/amon amarth. In the greater scheme of things... I win!!
Hahaha I got tickets to Dimmu Borgir/ Amon Amarth and Skid Row!!! SUCKERS!!!
I think it's time for a hair cut...

Not looking good.
As always, finances cease the realisation of a dream.
:(
This week I have discovered Lady Grey Tea, its like a refreshing yet perturbed outlook on life. Just when you think it just tastes like smokey wood, it starts to taste like tea again!?
I had one yesterday while watching the goonies. ;) propper job.
Other news, I had three young girls add me on youtube and show me videos of them dancing in their underware!? its the weirdest thing you will ever see? its soo weird i couldn't even make coherent jokes! its messed up!
We're planning on making a cake, an awesome cake. This cake will show what it means to be a cake. It will be an example to little cake boys and little cake girls all over the world, a shining beacon of what a cake can become with a little luck and a lot of hard work.
Many eggs will die to make this cake but they don't care, it's what they were born for. Even now their families are saying goodbye as they prepare themselves for the cracking of their shells followed by a swift whisking.
The eggs' fellow ingredients prepare themselves for The Baking too. Some sieve, some fold, some sprinkle, some mould as they await the encompassing heat of the moderately sized electric oven.
Their shared fate awaits them, soon they will fulfil their destiny. They will become part of the most awesome cake that creation has ever witnessed. The Cake of Cakes, the bakery equivalent of Jesus!!
Soon my friends... soon













